we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
Why is this not taught universally.
Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know.
(via 0bvi0uslygay) —
me when I wake up
Is it bad that I know what play this is from just from those two words?
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
the first time you hit post limit is like losing your tumblr virginity
a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart
- if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s
if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s
because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals
"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."
does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe
I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.
Because they don’t always have to be whitewhitewhite.